Tag Archives: quotation

  1. Quote of the Day 4-24-16

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    April 24, 2016 by JImbo

    “The woman at the Chinese restaurant has a cooking apron on with a picture of a dog on it. Is …
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  2. Quote of the Day 4-20-16

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    April 21, 2016 by JImbo

    “When did I get a chin? Have I had a beard that long?”  

  3. Scary Work Email 3-29-16

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    March 29, 2016 by JImbo

    Scary work email: “Good Morning Everyone, The microwave in the kitchen has been unplugged due to it randomly turning on …
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  4. Quote of the Day 3-28-16

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    March 28, 2016 by JImbo

    Overheard at the Urologist: “Don’t worry. Just go with the flow.”  

  5. Overheard at Subway 9-26-15

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    September 26, 2015 by JImbo

    Man: Wow. You are so passive-aggressive. Woman: I’m not passive-aggressive! I’m passive-assertive! Man: What’s the difference? Woman: One makes me …
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  6. Quote of the Day 1-13-15 “Saskatchewan Yeti”

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    January 13, 2015 by JImbo

    “In a former life I was a Yeti in Saskatchewan. I snacked on Canadians…with mayonnaise instead of ketchup.”  

  7. Overheard at Work 1-8-15

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    January 8, 2015 by JImbo

    “I put the awe in awesome.”  

  8. Overheard at Work 1-7-15 “Michael Jordan Said So”

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    January 7, 2015 by JImbo

    White Woman: “Obama is a horrible black man. Black man: Hell yeah he is. He can’t even golf. Michael Jordan …
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  9. Quote of the Day 1-5-15

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    January 5, 2015 by JImbo

    “I’m not lazy. Being awesome is exhausting!”  

  10. Quote of the Day 1-4-15

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    January 4, 2015 by JImbo

    “Throwing more manure on a pile of manure doesn’t create a heap of gold.”