Tag Archives: patient

  1. Overheard at Work 8-30-16

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    August 30, 2016 by JImbo

    Aide 1: OK, lift onto the bed on 3…and…LIFT! *tink* Aide 1: Please tell me there wasn’t a spoon hidden …
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  2. Overheard at Work 8-23-16 “Juicy”

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    August 24, 2016 by JImbo

    Is it a bad thing when your nurse’s name tag just says “Juicy?” Is that an ACTUAL name?  

  3. Overheard at Work 8-15-16

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    August 15, 2016 by JImbo

    Patient: There is a bird in here. Dentist: Dont worry about it. Patient: What happens if that bird poops in …
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  4. Overheard at the Hospital 6-29-16 “White Coat, Black Humor”

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    June 30, 2016 by JImbo

    Patient: Didn’t we just do x-rays last time? Doctor: OK we know you just had an x-ray last time but …
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  5. Quote of the Day 4-15-16

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    April 17, 2016 by JImbo

    Patient: Please don’t take my core temperature… Nurse: Oh don’t be anal about it.  

  6. Corny Joke of the Day 12-11-14

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    December 11, 2014 by JImbo

    Nurse: Good morning. How are you doing? Patient: Fine, fine. Nurse: And how is your wife feeling? Patient: With her …
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  7. I’m 95% Confident the CDC Quarantine Might Work

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    October 31, 2014 by JImbo

    In scientific terms, 95% is “good enough.” it’s called an “acceptable statistical confidence window.” The 5% is generally considered either …
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