Tag Archives: army

  1. Overheard on Duty 9-10-16

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    September 10, 2016 by JImbo

    Soldier 1: I smell burnt toast. Soldier 2: Ha! You’re pregnant! Soldier 1: That… doesn’t make any sense. Soldier 2: …
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  2. Overheard on Duty 8-2-16

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    August 2, 2016 by JImbo

    Lt: I’m lactose intolerant. NCO:  What about ice cream? Lt: That’s ok. It’s processed. I just can’t stand straight milk. …
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  3. Overheard on Duty 7-31-16

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    July 31, 2016 by JImbo

    Ah, a complete meal from the three meat groups: CHICKEN wings with BEEF bbq sauce and BACON bits.

  4. Overheard on Duty 7-24-16

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    July 25, 2016 by JImbo

    Corporal: “Finally! I’m done sitting on Dix all day! But boy did I make a lot of money while I …
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  5. Overheard on Duty 7-20-16 “Babysitting”

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    July 20, 2016 by JImbo

    “Ah the joys of being in charge. It’s like babysitting only the hours suck a lot more.”

  6. Overheard on Duty 7-16-16

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    July 17, 2016 by JImbo

    First NCO: Jesus Christ! That’s the worst plan I’ve ever seen! Second NCO : No, Jesus had nothing to do …
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  7. Overheard on Duty 7-9-16 “Callsigns”

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    July 10, 2016 by JImbo

    Platoon Leader: Call signs will not be dumb, racist or dumb. Old NCO: Or redundant.