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September 10, 2016 by JImbo
Soldier 1: I smell burnt toast. Soldier 2: Ha! You’re pregnant! Soldier 1: That… doesn’t make any sense. Soldier 2: …
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August 2, 2016 by JImbo
Lt: I’m lactose intolerant. NCO: What about ice cream? Lt: That’s ok. It’s processed. I just can’t stand straight milk. …
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July 31, 2016 by JImbo
Ah, a complete meal from the three meat groups: CHICKEN wings with BEEF bbq sauce and BACON bits.
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July 25, 2016 by JImbo
Corporal: “Finally! I’m done sitting on Dix all day! But boy did I make a lot of money while I …
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July 20, 2016 by JImbo
“Ah the joys of being in charge. It’s like babysitting only the hours suck a lot more.”
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July 17, 2016 by JImbo
First NCO: Jesus Christ! That’s the worst plan I’ve ever seen! Second NCO : No, Jesus had nothing to do …
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July 10, 2016 by JImbo
Platoon Leader: Call signs will not be dumb, racist or dumb. Old NCO: Or redundant.
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June 10, 2016 by JImbo
Army Dentist: Anyone need a tooth pulled? Old NCO: All the older soldiers are gone now. It’s all new young …
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July 25, 2015 by JImbo
Having to ORDER the meals we use here in the unit, I get to see what they COST. I found …
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May 25, 2015 by JImbo
Someone posted this and it kindled a memory. In a military Chow Hall, it is customary to set up a …
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