Overheard on Duty 9-10-16

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September 10, 2016 by JImbo

Soldier 1: I smell burnt toast.

Soldier 2: Ha! You’re pregnant!

Soldier 1: That… doesn’t make any sense.

Soldier 2: Isn’t that like a thing?

Sergeant: That’s a stroke numb nuts. You smell toast if you’re having a stroke.

Soldier 2: Haha! You’re having a stroke!

Soldier 1: Not cool man. Strokes aren’t funny. What the hell is wrong with you?

Soldier 2: Well at least you’re not pregnant!

Soldier 1: I’m a DUDE!

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