September 10, 2016 by JImbo
Soldier 1: I smell burnt toast.
Soldier 2: Ha! You’re pregnant!
Soldier 1: That… doesn’t make any sense.
Soldier 2: Isn’t that like a thing?
Sergeant: That’s a stroke numb nuts. You smell toast if you’re having a stroke.
Soldier 2: Haha! You’re having a stroke!
Soldier 1: Not cool man. Strokes aren’t funny. What the hell is wrong with you?
Soldier 2: Well at least you’re not pregnant!
Soldier 1: I’m a DUDE!