March 4, 2015 by JImbo
So a firefighter fights fires.
A crime fighter fights crime.
What does a prize fighter do? Fight prizes?
What about a dog fighter?
And what about a weight watcher?
Are there a couple creepy guys standing by the door whistling at fat chicks coming in?
“Hey baby! Nice flabs ya got there!”
Ooooh mamasita! Gimme some of that muffin top, sugar!”
Maybe that’s how they make people lose weight… running away from creepy weight watching guys into fat chicks.