Return of the Sparkle Muffin Spider

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February 27, 2015 by JImbo

I don’t obsessively look at my blog stats.

It’d be kind of depressing if I did to be honest.

I’m so glad I don’t do this for a job or I’d be beyond broke.

Anyway, sometimes things jump out… like when 53 people hit the site looking at a page that’s from 5 months ago.

Specifically this one:

The Sparkle Muffin Peacock Spider Shakes His Silk Maker (Nature Video)

It got me curious why this odd combo would come up. So, I did a web search.

Turns out the Daily Mail is doing a story on the cute little rump shakers.

And, along the way people are hearing it through the grapevine, forgetting who did it and are hitting my page by mistake. In fact, it’s the #1 hit for “sparkle Muffin Spider”

Aw yeah!

Which is very fortunate for them because my post is MUCH better than that of the stodgy old Daily Mail. Not quite as informative as say this one about the Thousands of Spiders Found in Family Home of course.

Or as celebrity focused as Pop Star Finds Spider In Her Ear.

Or as funny as the Wood Spider.

Still, I think it was pretty good.

Good lord I post too much about spiders.

I hate those creepy crawly little bastards.

It’s sad really.

The Internet gets taken over by the Federal government through top secret, unpublished “Net Neutrality” rules imposed by THREE bureaucrats and hardly anyone bats an eye.

But post a picture of a cute spider and everyone goes crazy.

Must be the Kim Kardashian of the animal kingdom.

Well come to think of it… I do see the resemblance… in the rear anyway…

Look at the abdomen on that one… shake it shake it.

 

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