February 19, 2015 by JImbo
Man: Wow, your office has a ton of cookies and candy on the table here.
Woman: Yeah, that’s why I keep getting fatter.
Man: Hahaha. That’s funny.
Woman: Uh, you’re supposed to laugh and say
Man: I did laugh…
Man: And what?
Woman: AND SAY I’M NOT GETTING FAT!
Man: You’re not getting fat?
Woman: Way to destroy my self esteem ya jerk! Now I’m gonna have to eat a whole tray of cookies to make me happy again! See what you made me do?!?
Man: You’re welcome?