January 15, 2015 by JImbo
There’s a car dealer around here whose slogan is:
“Driving should make you wanna fly!”
Apparently you’ll feel so “high” that you’ll feel like you’re flying?
Maybe the creators of that awful slogan were “high” when they wrote it.
Your cars are so bad you make customers want to consider taking a plane instead?
That’s what it sounds like.
Imagine the opposite.
Would an airline use the slogan: “We’ll make you want to drive instead!” in their ads?
No, that would be terrible.
How these people are in business still I’ll never know.
Just like the fat guy who yells “HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!”
That’s pretty much it.
Just a fat guy yelling about how big his…. sales are.
But, it seems to work.
They obviously have the money to advertise around the clock on every other channel.
Maybe Christ Christie can use that when running for president in 2016.
“Listen to me America, like my gut, our national debt is HUUUUUUUUUGE!”