December 22, 2014 by JImbo
(after the movie)
Movie watcher: Dude, what a rip off! Hot elf chick in the movie and no boobs???
Watcher 2: Dude, it’s a PG-13.
Watcher: That is like the definition of side boob!
Watcher 2: Yeah, that’s true.
Watcher 3: And she had a breastplate on. The only thing less sexy than that is a chastity belt. C’mon man it’s called a BREASTPLATE!