Quote of the Day: 12-21-14 “The Hobbit: Battle of the 5 Armies”

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December 22, 2014 by JImbo

(after the movie)

Movie watcher: Dude, what a rip off! Hot elf chick in the movie and no boobs???

Watcher 2: Dude, it’s a PG-13.

Watcher: That is like the definition of side boob!

Watcher 2: Yeah, that’s true.

Watcher 3: And she had a breastplate on. The only thing less sexy than that is a chastity belt. C’mon man it’s called a BREASTPLATE!

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2 thoughts on “Quote of the Day: 12-21-14 “The Hobbit: Battle of the 5 Armies”

  1. Pat Russell says:

    There was no elf chick in the book. Take what you can get.

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  2. JImbo says:

    There was also no 12 page description of a single tree either. I’d call that a win.

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