Corny Joke of the Day 12-16-14

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December 16, 2014 by JImbo

Barber: “What’ll it be, Mac?”

Soldier: “High and tight.”
Barber: “You sure about that?”
Soldier: “Listen, I’ve had a High and Tight haircut since I joined the Army 28 years ago. I see no reason to change now!”

Barber: “Now you sound just like my wife.

Soldier: “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Barber: “Both her boobs and your hair just ain’t where they used to be anymore.”

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