Ray Rice’s Wife Says God Chose Her to Get Beaten Unconscious In an Elevator
5December 2, 2014 by JImbo
Janay Rice says Elevator Incident “God’s Plan”
(from TMZ.com)
Ya know… I never did truly get the story of Job in the Bible. I mean… his reward for being a faithful follower of God was for his whole family to be killed and everything he owned destroyed. How could he be thankful for that?
Now I get it.
He was NUTS.
Like Janay Rice.
Seriously, I think he had Battered Believer Syndrome.
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She must not realize her chances are great that he’ll smack her again?
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The Arabs say “Inshallah” meaning “as God wills it…”
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I always figured that the book of Job was more of an excuse to brag about how damn cool the Leviathon are.
Too bad this chica didn’t have that as a fall back
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Well they do make a good case for how awesome it is.
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