Ray Rice’s Wife Says God Chose Her to Get Beaten Unconscious In an Elevator

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December 2, 2014 by JImbo

Janay Rice says Elevator Incident “God’s Plan”

(from TMZ.com)

Ya know… I never did truly get the story of Job in the Bible. I mean… his reward for being a faithful follower of God was for his whole family to be killed and everything he owned destroyed. How could he be thankful for that?

Now I get it.

He was NUTS.

Like Janay Rice.

Seriously, I think he had Battered Believer Syndrome.

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5 thoughts on “Ray Rice’s Wife Says God Chose Her to Get Beaten Unconscious In an Elevator

  1. Pat Russell says:

    She must not realize her chances are great that he’ll smack her again?

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  2. Chai says:

    I always figured that the book of Job was more of an excuse to brag about how damn cool the Leviathon are.
    Too bad this chica didn’t have that as a fall back

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