ANGELINA JOLIE IS FINE AFTER TRAGIC CAR CRASH!

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December 2, 2014 by JImbo

RELAX!

You can all breathe a sigh of release that she was mildly inconvenienced by a flat tire on the way to work.

Shooting was only delayed by a few minutes.

Whew! We dodged a bullet with that one!

In other news, Paul Walker is still dead after his car crash last year.

No word on how his latest movie is coming along.

And finally some no-name pilot was killed in an F-16 while defending his country in the Middle East.

But that’s not really important.

He never made a movie that we know of, although we’re still checking to make sure.

He or she may or may not have been dating a third cousin’s college roommate who once had drinks with someone from the cast of Friends.

Stay tuned to find out!