Hollywood is Working on a Tetris Movie for Some Reason


October 2, 2014 by JImbo

I guess they figure it worked so well for “Battleship.” Maybe Checkers is next? Or Connect Four?
At least Monopoly I could see. Rich guys in top hats buying up real estate. OK. Makes sense.
Or Hungry Hippos as a fun cartoon about obese animated creatures from DreamWorks. I could even see Chess in a Game of Thrones sorta way.

But Tetris? Who are the main characters? Odd shaped blocks falling from the sky? What is the plot? Setting? Or maybe its more like a gang bang geometric porno that doesn’t need a plot?
I don’t get it. Does anyone even play Tetris anymore?
Wouldn’t they sell more tickets with Angry Birds,Farmville or Candy Crush?

One thought on “Hollywood is Working on a Tetris Movie for Some Reason

  1. Chai says:

    Hmm. I could see it working from this sort of angle:

    Liked by 1 person

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