September 2, 2014 by JImbo
Love em of Hate em, the folks at Hobby Lobby are unintentionally a great source of amusement for me. They seem to have EVERYTHING you would… never… need.
Take for example:
When would you POSSIBLY need this? How lazy do you have to be to not throw your own paper airplane? Are you even FOLDING it yourself you cheating bum?
Or this yarn that looks like it was made from Tribbles.
MOUSTACHE PARTY ANYONE? I actually want to go out and HAVE a moustache party just to have a reason to use this stuff. How can you say no to a candy-filled pinata moustache?
How quaint! How many of you are old enough to remember when EVERY store was closed Sunday? Or just about every one. At the VERY least nothing was open till noon so everyone could go to church. Now folks don’t go to church. Even football isn’t sacred anymore.